A retro sports extravaganza for one to four players. Out-finger yourself or your friends across seven athletic pursuits using three buttons. Sprint, leap, and throw for one of three mighty nations, or Australia. We are not responsible for your RSI. Just your glory.

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Planned Release Date: September 2026

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About This Game

A message from the Ministry of Sport

Comrade and your comrades! The Games of 1980 are approaching, and the Motherland has chosen you. Not for your

technique, which is unremarkable. Not for your temperament. Most certainly not for your looks. You were chosen for this honor because this game is cheap, you are cheap, and you can press three buttons.

Beat yourself alone or beat your friends together across seven athletic pursuits in this retro sports extravaganza:

  • 100M SPRINT — Alternate to run. That is the entire discipline.

  • 400M — The same, for considerably longer. Pace yourself, or don't. But do.

  • HURDLES — Running. Interrupted.

  • LONG JUMP — Time the board. The board does not move. You do.

  • TRIPLE JUMP — Timing is everything. You mean nothing.

  • JAVELIN — Throw a stick far!

  • HAMMER THROW — Spin. Throw a ball. Timing is again everything, and again you mean nothing.

Features

  • One to four players. Four!

  • Four nations to choose from. Four!

  • Win the championship. Bring glory to your family.

  • Records are kept. Records are always kept.

  • Sixteen bits of color!

  • No DLC. It's a game!

  • Many hand-drawn pixels.

  • No passes or subscriptions. It's a game!

  • Great value! 3% of GTA VI's cost, 3.5% of its fun.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some AI tools were used during development to assist with code, artwork, and audio production. All content was reviewed, edited and assembled by the developer.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: 64-bit dual-core, 2.0 GHz (x86-64 with SSE2)
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 11.0 (Big Sur) on Intel · macOS 13.0 (Ventura) on Apple Silicon
    • Processor: Intel 64-bit or Apple Silicon (M1+)
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 20.04 / SteamOS 3 or newer (glibc 2.28+)
    • Processor: 64-bit dual-core, 2.0 GHz (x86-64 with SSE2)
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
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