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About This Game

After a certain rally, the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. turned a deep, proud, completely unacceptable green. President Grump has seen it from the air, twice, both times on purpose, and he has made his feelings known on a jumbotron the size of a federal building. You have a pressure washer, a sludge vacuum, and one instruction: make the pool blue again.

"I could have hired anybody, the top pool people called me, big strong pool people, some of them crying. I picked you. When the water is blue, I will take the credit, and one day you will see what an honor that is."

What You'll Do, Tremendously

• Three Tremendous Nozzles. Cycle the Patriot 1776 pressure washer through WIDE, MEDIUM, and JET, and peel the green off the pool in long, satisfying stripes.
  
• Drain The Actual Swamp. The sludge vacuum inhales the floating debris one gulp at a time, and it feels exactly as good as it sounds.
  
• Live From The Jumbotron. President Grump reacts to every milestone, every mistake, and every quiet minute in real time, and he has never once kept a thought to himself.
  
• Fake Lake News. At 50% clean, a goose-based conspiracy hits the water, and it turns out the President has been warning people about these exact geese for years.
  
• Freedom, Now In Numbers. A dedicated Freedom Meter tracks precisely how free you are feeling at all times, because nobody was tracking it before, and that was the problem.
  
• Five Beautiful Hats. Five MAKE THE POOL BLUE AGAIN caps are hidden around the Mall, each one somewhere a hat has no business being.
  
• Real Scale, Real Reflections. The Reflecting Pool and the Mall are built to real scale with a true reflection in the water, so the Monument personally reviews your work upside down.
  
• Executive Time Approved. Autosave locks in every completed sector of the pool, so you can walk away mid-crisis and CONTINUE from the menu like nothing happened.

"The geese know what they did. I know what they did. Soon you'll know. That's everybody who matters."

The water is green, the nozzle is set to WIDE, and the jumbotron is already on. Make the pool blue again, because he is watching either way.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

The voice acting of President Grump, the game's fictional parody character, is pre-generated with AI voice generation tools. The shipped game does not generate any content with AI while you play.