Britain's greatest super-weapon rides again! An online two-player co-op action game where you each take one wheel. Pull together and it runs straight. Fall out of sync and it charges off at full speed in entirely the wrong direction. 50 stages. Get there in one piece — or several.

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About This Game

Britain's greatest super-weapon rides again!

A giant wheel, and a driver on each side of it.
You take the left wheel. Your partner takes the right.
That is the entire control scheme, and driving in a straight line has never been this hard.

One machine, two people

  • Charge your own wheel to move. Spin harder than your partner and you will simply turn on the spot
  • Fire your side thrusters to straighten up. Mistime it and you go straight over the cliff
  • The moment one of you stops, the Panjandrum takes off in a direction nobody chose
Whatever goes wrong out there, it is nobody's fault. Probably.

50 stages

Artillery, mines, drones, buzzsaws and pillars of fire. Nothing on the course is on your side.

Times and stars

  • Every stage is timed and rated with up to three stars
  • Track down the red traffic cones hidden along each course

Online two-player co-op only

This game cannot be played alone.
One player can only turn one wheel, which leaves the Panjandrum spinning on the spot.
You will need a Steam account, an internet connection, and one partner.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

We used Claude (Anthropic) during development for the following:
- Writing the store page description
- Assisting with the translation of in-game text
- Generating some simple in-game objects

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64bit
    • Processor: Core i5-4460 / Ryzen 3 1200
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti / AMD Radeon RX 560 (4 GB VRAM), DirectX 11 compatible
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Online two-player co-op only. This game cannot be played solo.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11 64bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-9600K / AMD Ryzen 5 3600 or equivalent
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce GTX 1660 / Radeon RX 5600 XT(VRAM 6GB)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Online two-player co-op only. This game cannot be played solo.
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