About This Demo

What if mobile game ads were true?

Everyone's obsessed with farming Greatness in a shamelessly pay-to-win dungeon crawler. Even Chad! And Stacy's falling for that! Don't let him get away with it. Grind at work, making abominable burgers for people who think "very red" is a sensible request for the kitchen. Dump your tips into the greediest Dungeon of them all. Become the Greatest.

In the demo, you'll find the game's first act: 8 heroes to build your party from, 6 Potions and Artifacts to give you an extra edge in the Dungeon, 1 boss for the spice, and as many burgers as your heart desires.

Make the bank

• Build absurd burgers.

• Deal with bizarre customer requests.

• Survive kitchen modifiers and special events.

Whale to win

• Turn wages into power.

• Buy heroes, upgrades, potions, and artifacts.

• Discover that every problem can be solved with enough tip money.

Become Great and Glorious

• Every run brings you Greatness and Glory.

• Greatness unlocks new store items (and bigger tips for burgers!).

• Glory lets you unlock Talents for your heroes, customizing their builds.

Beat the Dungeon

• Assemble parties.

• Generate Charges and unleash Ultimates.

• Conquer a shifting dungeon full of bosses, events, and terrible balance decisions.

Grind. Simp. Donate. 

Time and money are a social construct anyways.