Planned Release Date: November 2026

About This Game

[Desktop Pension Squad — The Legends Are Back (Sort Of)]

Once the heroes were done, dungeons went corporate. Now they're registered mining sites with quarterly targets. Monsters? Listed as consumable resources. And if a dungeon stops making money, they yank out the Core and bulldoze the place.

Three hundred years ago, nobody could clear this dungeon. Today it's a Grade F redevelopment lot.

But there's one old rule nobody ever got around to deleting:

"The dungeon protects those registered to it."

Turns out that's enough. Monsters with nowhere else to go started showing up. A retired boss whose dungeon got demolished. A monster who walked off the job at a corporate dungeon and never went back. A summon some hero ditched. Every single one of them used to be a big deal.

And you? You're the new Dungeon Core. Congratulations. Round up the old-timers, get them back in shape, and take back every dungeon that was taken from you.

"This dungeon's going back to the top!"

[BATTLE START]

1. A Desktop Idle RPG

Your very own dungeon, running in the corner of your desktop while you pretend to work. Dead simple controls — just click and go.

2. Monsters With Personality

Legends back in the day. Kind of a mess now. Every old-timer has a story, and they're all convinced they've still got it. (They might!)

3. Loot, Loot, Loot

Gear falls out of every corner of this place. What's dropping today? Only one way to find out.

4. Trade on the Steam Market

Everything you find is tradable on the Steam Market. That lucky drop? Actually worth something.