Use your dating skills to get a well-earned Massage through your gamepad controller!
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Very Positive (144) - 95% of the 144 user reviews for this game are positive.
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Dec 5, 2016
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“... all the things that make Mr. Massagy a bad back massager would also make it a bad masturbation aid.”
Kotaku

About This Game

Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game.

Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage.

Frequently Asked Questions:



Q: Okay… So, what do I get?
A: A fine dating simulator with the possibility of getting a real massage from your gamepad controller!

Q: Can I play this game without a controller?
A: Yes, but you will feel alone.

Q: What's up with the massage and the controller?
A: We programmed various vibration patterns… depending on the date´s personality.

Q: Interesting... How do I play it?
A: During a date, you select the best flirting lines to conquer the girl you are dating.

Q: Will I be able to conquer my crush after playing this game?
A: Mayyyybe? Results may vary... What the heck, if it helps, then we'll take full credit!

Q: Which controllers does the game support?
A: Steam controller, Dualshock 4 and Xbox Controller… and we like them all!

Q: How do I freaking pronounce that name, Massa-gay? Is that even english??
A: Sorta, it's pronounced Massa-gee. But hey, say it how you like it, it's a free internet

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10... was Windows 9 a thing?
    • Processor: As long as it's not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster.
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: At least 128MB of video memory.
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: *Take it easy with the controller, we don't need more proctologist stories...

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