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About This Game

Tired of the daily grind? Welcome to the blörbit family, it's totally different! ♥

Fast-paced 2D twin-stick war of|on corporate subjugation, forever♥. Reallocation rota staffed by 10x cartoon blobs with 80+ hilariously overpowered weapons is waiting! Hand-crafted visuals and mouth-produced SFX supplement the grind.

Grapple, dash, slide, stick across dozens of maps. Gravity is middle management: raises you up, keeps you down, drops you on the competition. Every♥ weapon is a flagship. All complaints to be routed via Onboarding.

Screaming is your prayer, your binding contractual obligation, your signature on every opportunity and simply hilarious at speed.

Money makes the blörb go round! Pay for visuals, screams, trails, stats, weapons, buffs, cheats - EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE! Do you?
Got friends? Have an absolute blast sharing a couch in the roguelite Gauntlet or VS Arcade!

Or experience the corporate networking existence and try out the glorious mess that is the online MP♥♥ - Steam & LAN included! Everybody's gotta start somewhere! (right?)

blörbit already presents endless opportunity, and yet there's still much TODO:

• more weapons, buffs, unlocks, customizations

• more lore, game modes, maps

• open world? no loading? infiniwrap?

• RPG? RTS? MOBA? MMORPG? ROFLMAO?

Just pay your tithe and ANYTHING♥ is possible, promise!

♥ - conditions apply.
♥♥ - welcome to your unpaid entry-level QA position, blob!

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI was used for tooling and localization. Some of the decorative banners with text include AI-produced localization strings in the rendered images. Non-English localizations of this AI content disclosure text are also AI-produced.

Otherwise all in-game content, including original(English) text, background/foreground & texture art, audio effects, music, icons & in-game assets (maps, characters, weapons, parallax backgrounds, cutscenes) are entirely human-produced.