An arcade cabinet slot machine. Play classic arcade games, gamble, win, buy upgrades, go broke.

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About This Game

IP Infringment! Arcade gamess! Gambling!


Play definitely original classics like Pock Mon, everyone's favourite Super European Electrician and Falling Block Panic!, all of which are unique, new games that haven't been made before.

Every round is a semi-broken, playable and almost certainly Fun Game TM.

Bet, play, pay.


Gamble a little, a lot, or everything. Get upgrades, more cards, more bullets, more balls, more balleyoo, more bruhahah and ballderdash.

20+ games, one cabinet.


  • FALLING SHAPE PANIC, WALL BREAKER 2000, PINBALL, ROIDS, RUNNER
  • SUPER ITALIAN ELECTRICIAN, SPACE INVOICERS, JETPUCK, LANDER, POCK MON
  • LONG BOI, PING, and MOOD, all of which are exactly what you think they are

The machine lies.


It lies in various ways and it would ruin the fun to explain those ways.

You should be able to beat the game in 5-10 hours, completing all the challenges might take 50-60 or so.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

I use AI to help with a few things, but I use Godot, Aseprite and my big meaty head for most stuff. <3

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Some sort of it
    • Processor: A reasonable amount
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: A graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: It needs to make sound for sound
    Minimum:
    • OS: Recent is good
    • Processor: Apple M1 or above probably
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Yes
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
    Minimum:
    • OS: A version is best
    • Processor: I recommend a processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Some graphics please
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes sound good