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About This Game

In a nonstop global livestream, take the seat behind the presidential desk. Use both hands to process documents, shake hands, and complete other duties while dealing with an endless stream of absurd incidents.

Completing tasks raises your MAGA meter—but may also drive up the Global Danger level. Too much stress makes your right hand sink and shake uncontrollably, while burgers and fried chicken can calm you down for a while. The CD player may suddenly break down, and a distant laser sight may force you to dodge left and right in your chair.

Control both hands, manage three different meters, and complete enough work before the broadcast ends. Every frantic fumble, accidental input, and narrow escape becomes fresh entertainment for the livestream audience.

This game takes place in an entirely fictional and exaggerated comedy world. All characters, events, and storylines are works of artistic fiction and do not represent or endorse any real-world political position or agenda.

Join our player community: 1051421480. Once you join, you can send your own on-screen messages directly into every player’s game!

Two-Handed Controls

Use the mouse to switch between and move your left and right hands. Press Space to pick up or put down objects—the core of the game’s controls.

Stress Management

As stress rises, your right hand begins to sink and shake. Eat a burger or some fried chicken to reduce your stress.

Chair Dodging

When the laser locks on, use A/D to move your chair and dodge the bullet. Getting hit means game over.

“Repair” Expert

Control both hands and fix that stuttering machine right on the spot.