A satirical cozy drone warfare simulator. Pilot a state-of-the-art fixed-wing drone over a cute world filled with cheerful folk. Surveil your area of operations to identify threats and prosecute targets of opportunity using precision munitions. Experience the new age of humane war!

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Planned Release Date: August 2026

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About This Game

Welcome to the future of ethical warfare, Airman! You have been granted the privilege of commanding a next-generation remotely piloted fixed-wing aircraft. Your platform is equally suited for advanced Intelligence, Surveillance, and Reconnaissance (ISR) and precision strike roles. 

Here’s your mission:

Fly your fixed-wing drone over a colorful pixel world chock full of happy, smiling folks. You’re required to carefully surveil the locals to determine who’s the average citizen just going about their day and who’s the bad guy. Once you identify legitimate targets, use laser-guided missiles or high-explosive rounds to take them out!

Cozy Drone is a cozy game through and through. You can’t crash. You can’t run out of ammo or fuel. You don’t get penalized for hitting the wrong targets. You simply can’t lose! It’s just like all those cute cozy farming sims, except instead of harvesting crops, you’re harvesting souls with a precision instrument of aerial death.

Key features:

Story: Nonexistent

Time To Complete: 20 minutes (less if you’re a real pilot)

Game Modes: 1 (fly around and blow stuff up)

Character Progression: None. Drones don’t have character to progress.

Graphics: Retro pixel mush

Sound Effects: Performed by untrained voice actors

Meta: Wrong game!

This game is perfect for wasting a few free minutes while laughing at the pure jankiness of it all. It’s an ode to the simpler era of pointless indie flash games. Sometimes you just want some mindless, silly fun. When did we all get so dang serious anyway??

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Pixel art assets, the soundtrack, and portions of the game's writing were created with generative AI, then curated and edited by the developer. The game's design, satirical concept, and systems are original human work. All sound effects were recorded by voice actors.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Cozy Drone is a satirical game about drone warfare; gameplay involves strikes on targets that include civilians. Cartoon violence is frequent (core mechanic) but fully abstracted; no gore, blood, or injury depicted.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any GPU with hardware acceleration / integrated graphics (Intel HD or better)
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
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