Steal cheese from the Cat Empire in an incremental bullet hell. Dodge deadly bullet patterns, collect resources, and invest your haul in permanent upgrades. Unlock dozens of weapons and perks, experiment with powerful builds, and take on increasingly dangerous bosses.

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Planned Release Date: Q1 2027

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About This Game

  • Crack open asteroids and steal the cheese inside.

  • Fight the Cat Empire while hauling your loot back home.

  • Spend your cheese on upgrades and push further every run.

  • Unlock new abilities across a massive skill tree.

  • Capture enemy cats and steal their unique upgrades.

  • Expand your build with new gear from the Armory and Galatech.

  • Take on bosses with distinct attacks and bullet patterns.

  • Dodge increasingly chaotic bullet-hell encounters.

  • Put your build to the test against your toughest enemies yet.

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10+
    • Processor: 2.5 GHz Quad-core Intel or AMD processor
    • Memory: 4096 MB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 | AMD Radeon RX-580
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Any after distro 2020
    • Memory: 4086 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated graphics with full Vulkan 1.0 support
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
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