Planned Release Date: Nov 6, 2026

About This Game

Throw things at people. Aim low. Nutshot Simulator is a physics comedy set in Kumquat Cove, a perfectly ordinary town with a doctor's office, a church, a frat house and a moon base.

Every hit is replayed in slow motion

Sometimes from the ball's point of view, other times from the target's.

The bishop is on the list

So is the bride. So is the man on the bicycle, who was only passing through. Some names don't show up until you find them.

The town has a life of its own

Sometimes the cops hit the pizza guy for you.

If you can see them, you can hit them

The skeleton at the doctor's. The janitor. The alien quietly reading Dostoevsky in the park.

Features

• 30+ locations, from a backyard barbecue to the Moon
  
• Secret targets, for people who look closely
  
• Stuff to collect: hats, mustaches, the occasional nose. You can wear all of it
  
• Replays you can export, for evidence
  
• Achievements, including a lifetime nutshot counter that only goes up
  
• Plays great on Steam Deck