Become the internet's worst AI startup. Generate six-fingered art, deepfakes and SEO spam, hire grifters and bot farms to automate it, and ride the hype cycle to VC billions in this satirical idle game. Then double your money in Joker Poker, a deckbuilding poker roguelike inside it.

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About This Game

Become the internet's worst AI startup.

One bad prompt. One six-fingered anime girl. A world that has no idea what's coming.

AI Slop is a single-player idle economy game and a satire of the AI gold rush. You're the villain: generate cheap content, scrape everything, automate it all and turn the internet into a landfill while your valuation goes to the moon.

Prompt. Scrape. Automate. Pivot.

  • Start with one prompt — Make your first slop by hand, sell it and buy a better GPU.
  • Hire ten terrible specialists — The AI Artist, the Deepfaker, the Bot Farmer, the Dataset Bro, the Jailbreaker and more, each with three career paths.
  • Build the slop machine — Every crew feeds one shared GPU Cluster, so content pours out while you count VC money.

Joker Poker: a roguelike inside your idle game

  • Build a deck — Play poker hands to beat score targets.
  • Collect jokers — 65 original jokers that bend the rules and stack multipliers.
  • Play while you idle — Your bots keep working while you chase a flush.

Ride the hype cycle

  • Prices that move — Public hype rises and crashes, so timing is everything.
  • Take sponsor contracts — Turn scraped datasets into premium payouts.
  • Trade meme coins — Diamond hands, until your own AI rugs you.

Made for the long session

  • Play at your own pace — No timers to beat and no timed input. Mouse only.
  • A huge soundtrack — Hours of synthetic lofi techno to grind to.
  • Single-player, no microtransactions — One price, the whole game.

Move fast. Break everything. Reach the singularity.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Warning: This game contains trace amounts of human effort—mostly restricted to pressing "Ctrl+C" and "Ctrl+V."

In the spirit of our title, "AI Slop" was created using generative artificial intelligence for practically every asset, line of code, and marketing material in existence.

Here is exactly how we let the machine do our jobs:

- Art & Assets: Every single visual asset, from the UI to the 6-fingered anime girls and the melting hands of our characters, was generated using text-to-image AI tools. No digital painters were harmed in the making of this game, because we didn't hire any.

- Narrative & Writing: The dialogue, item descriptions, and this very disclosure statement were generated by LLMs. We simply prompted a chatbot to "be funny and cynical" and copied the output without editing the typos.

- Code & Mechanics: The logic powering our card games and botnet automation was largely assembled by AI coding assistants. If the game crashes, please blame the algorithm, as our "lead developer" is actually just a prompt engineer.

- Music & Sound: The background tracks were generated by synthetic audio engines to ensure a continuous stream of procedurally generated slop-lofi beats.

We believe in a future where humans do not have to create things, freeing us up to spend more time looking at screens. We hope you enjoy consuming this premium, 100% synthetic digital garbage.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 11
    • Processor: Intel i3 4th Gen / AMD FX-8300
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 1GB Video Memory
    • Storage: 5 MB available space
    • Sound Card: N/A