Grab your friends and cruise aboard Greedy Getaways! Explore tropical islands, haul gold back to the captain, and pocket a little on the side. Wobbly physics, exclusive upgrades, questionable outfits, and a good laugh on every excursion!

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Planned Release Date: 2026

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About This Game

Grab your friends and cruise aboard Greedy Getaways. Explore tropical islands and wrestle with wobbly physics to haul gold and goods back to meet the captain’s demands. Work together to earn exclusive upgrades and access to new exotic excursions, while pocketing a little on the side to fund your shopping sprees. Every trip is a laugh!
Features

  •  Ship Shenanigans: Claim your room, grab a drink, and get the passengers dancing. Goof around on deck and check off activities while your party sleeps off yesterday’s excursion.

  •  Island Adventure: Explore cozy islands full of secrets and loot them absolutely dry.

  •  Phunky Physics: A physics sandbox that constantly creates chaotic, meme-able mistakes.

  •  Teamwork... Mostly: Hit the captain’s quota together, or slip a few gems into your own pockets on the sly.

  •  Shop Till You Ship Out: Earn exclusive upgrades, rooms with better views, and new excursions while spending your haul on outfits nobody asked to see you wear.

Work Together, Shop Separately
The captain asks that guests collect treasure across a variety of island excursions. Pull together to hit the quota and you’ll upgrade your pass, unlocking nicer rooms and access to more exotic destinations. But also, nobody’s stopping you from pocketing a little extra to fund your next shopping spree.
A Physics Playground
Forget rigid, scripted puzzles. This is an interactive playground where hilarious, unpredictable physics dictate the action. If you can see it, you can probably grab it, throw it, or swing it.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some textures and sound effects were created with the help of AI tools. The large majority of the game's art and audio was made by our human artists and sound designers, and all music is entirely human-composed.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Win 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    Recommended:
    • OS: Win 11
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 or equivalent
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system