Physics-based co-op platformer where you and your friend must abduct a cow and drag it all the way from a barn to a laboratory in space. Survive traps, zero gravity, and friendship-breaking chaos in online co-op for 2 players.

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Planned Release Date: Aug 2, 2026

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About This Game

NO MORE COWS is a physics-based co-op platformer where you and your friend take on the role of aliens trying to steal a cow.

Your mission sounds simple: grab the cow, carry it together, and make your way from the barn all the way to a laboratory in space. In reality, everything is working against you. The cow has weight, momentum matters, and every movement affects both players.

Because the game is fully physics-driven, carrying the cow becomes the core challenge. You are both holding it at the same time, which means if one player pulls too hard in one direction, the other gets dragged along as well. To succeed, you will need coordination, timing, and constant communication.

Along the way, you will face dangerous traps, zero-gravity sections, and plenty of moments designed to test your teamwork and your friendship.

Features

  • Physics-based gameplay

  • A shared cow-carrying mechanic that connects both players

  • If one player pulls, the other gets pulled too

  • Online co-op for up to 2 players

  • Traps, platforming challenges, and zero-gravity sections

  • A chaotic adventure from a barn on Earth to a laboratory in space

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Win 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Win 11
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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