Hey hot stuff! Are you looking for a fun and flirty game to kill some time and make you laugh out loud? That’s a crazy coincidence, because it’s been looking for you! Welcome to Crush Crush – the Idle Dating Sim!
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September 15

Pamu Needs Your Help!

Hey Panda Peeps!
We’ve got something random and (we hope) kind of cool to ask you guys about today. Specifically about a Kickstarter that might get a dash of Panda with some support. Here’s the dealio:

Love Esquire is a Dating Sim / RPG / Visual Novel that looks like it could have come right out of a Panda Playbook. It’s shiny and sexy, and the game even features our very own and wonderful Melody Muze, who voiced Elle and human-form Bearverly in Crush Crush!

They just launched a Kickstarter, so we sent them our well wishes and support. Which led to the kind and lovely people over at Yangyang reaching back to us to chat.

To cut to the chase - we mentioned that it might be cool to have a Crush Crush girl cameo in Love Esquire, and the Yangyang folks were all over that idea. So they gave us this link: HERE said if our Panda Peeps come through with $3,000 of support *through that link*, they’d add a Crush Crush cameo to Love Esquire.

Now we want to be super clear: Sad Panda isn’t making Love Esquire. We can’t speak to what the final product will be, or how large the Crush Crush cameo would be. But if this goal is hit, we’ll definitely work closely with Yangyang to ensure Pamu is pure and highly concentrated. Ready to spit fire and inappropriate meta jokes in someone else’s game.

So check out the Love Esquire Kickstarter, search your feelings, and throw some support their way if the moment takes you!

Lots of love, The Pandas

P.S. A short follow-up message from Pamu herself: “Listen up Kick-Dickers, or whatever you’re called! This is win / win! You get to spend money on me, and *I* get to mack on the Love Esquire biatches. So don’t be such a Pamu! Just throw your wallet at the screen, lie back and think of England. Oh! And don’t forget to leave a “Moist” comment in the Love Esquire comment section! #PamuSellsOutAgain!”
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July 18

Here To Make You Diamonds

Hey Panda Peeps! We’ve got a very special addition today that we’re excited to announce - a new DLC character!

Her name is Darya, and she’s sort of like a huge diamond bonus with a pretty smile!

Here’s how she works: her character is “Diamond” themed. That means whenever you complete her levels, she rewards a TON of diamonds. WAY more than the other girls.

Some of her requirements involve gilding jobs and hobbies, but her level up rewards are worth much more diamonds than she what costs. So by the time you’re finished you’ll have a fully gilded game with a few hundred extra diamonds left over. Basically you spend $15 USD, and get over $40 worth of diamonds and new content. By Grabthar’s Hammer! What a Savings!

For those not interested, Darya's achievements are only added to the game if you purchase the DLC, so no worries if you don't decide to pick it up. You won’t suddenly have a hole in your achievements list.

Darya is fully voiced, comes with all her outfits, and is fully compatible with our 18+ NSFW/Panda Pass DLC.

If Darya is a success, (fingers crossed!) we’ll be in a much better position to consider other content or characters and platforms moving forward.

Thanks for everything. We hope you consider supporting Crush Crush with her DLC, and we really hope you like minerals!
~Sad Panda

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FOLLOW-UP POST:

Hey Panda Peeps!

We’ve gotten a whole bunch of emails relating to Darya - and we’re glad to hear that she already has some hardcore fans!

But we’re also seeing some messages from confused Peeps who are wondering why their Panda Pass DLC isn’t giving them access to Darya. Which is a big oops on our part.

So please let us clarify - the Panda Pass and the Darya DLC are separate things.

The Panda Pass is like a season pass that gives players access to all NSFW content in all Sad Panda games (that have NSFW content). That means one purchase, and you have access to the “saucy” versions of our games.

The Darya DLC is a character bundle featuring a new character for Crush Crush who rewards the players LOTS of diamonds for completing her objectives. She rewards around $45 worth of diamonds for a $15 purchase - but you have to earn those diamonds!

So the confusion is around whether the Panda Pass is supposed to grant access to Darya - which we didn’t mean to imply. Darya is her own separate purchase.

We may have created some confusion when we said that the Panda Pass will unlock Darya’s NSFW content. She has saucy scenes that you can unlock with the Panda Pass - but we didn’t mean to confuse anyone and suggest that Darya’s whole character was unlocked by it.

We’re reviewing the wording we’ve used to try and clear this up. And we’re REALLY sorry if this news is disappointing to some fans. We hope you’ll still continue supporting Crush Crush and other Panda projects.

Let us know if you have any questions or concerns.

Much love,
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The Pandas
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About This Game

Hey hot stuff! Are you looking for a fun and flirty game to kill some time and make you laugh out loud? That’s a crazy coincidence, because it’s been looking for you!

Welcome to Crush Crush – the Idle Dating Sim! Begin your quest to win the hearts of your town’s lovely ladies… after a disastrous intro or two! To do it you’ll have to build your stats, unlock amazing new jobs, and then sweep your waifu off her feet with exotic dates, the perfect gift, or maybe a tickle fight or two.

Mature Content Description

This Game may contain content not appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work: Nudity or Sexual Content, General Mature Content

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8.1, Windows 10
    • Processor: Modern Intel/AMD CPU 1.6GHz+
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card with DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities. Anything made since 2004 should work.
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8.1, Windows 10
    • Processor: Modern Intel/AMD CPU 2GHz+
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card with DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities. Anything made since 2004 should work.
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X
    • Processor: Modern Intel/AMD CPU 1.6GHz+
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card with DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities. Anything made since 2004 should work.
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OS X
    • Processor: Modern Intel/AMD CPU 2GHz+
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card with DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities. Anything made since 2004 should work.
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 or newer or SteamOS
    • Processor: Modern Intel/AMD CPU 1.6GHz+
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card with DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities. Anything made since 2004 should work.
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 or newer or SteamOS
    • Processor: Modern Intel/AMD CPU 2GHz+
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card with DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities. Anything made since 2004 should work.
    • Storage: 1 GB available space

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