Coming soon

About This Game

A Pizza-Injected Dystopian Job Sim - with Cards

(not a deck-builder, sorry)

Let's see how it plays out:

You gotta answer that phone or it'll keep ringing!

Meet your coworkers and our dear customers! 

Don't worry about mistakes while working

Cards will help!

That's it, nothing else to see at the Pizzeria, just do your work, kiddo 


Features:

• Pizzas!

• A lot of cards about pretty much everything!

• Many funny and unsettling characters

• Even more Pizzas! (not that many)

• Two different Realites engineered for human suffering! (more to come)

• Many nice tunes to vibe to while working

• Some dark deep lore to explore at your will 

• Did I tell you we've got Pizzas?

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Mature Content Description

This game takes place in a dystopian multiverse designed for psychological and physical torment. It features dark and mature themes, including:

Totalitarianism & Oppression: Depictions of authoritarian regimes, psychological control

Terrorism & Political Violence: Narrative elements involving extremist acts and conflict.

Infections & Biological Horror: Depictions of widespread contagion, disease

Existential Dread: psychological distress, themes of despair, and an impending sense of doom.

Player discretion is advised.