Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats

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Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The game doesn't actually have any visualization of genitals, but many textual references to penises and urine.

About This Game

For centuries, brave men have pushed back The Darkness with humanity's most ancient weapon.

Now it's your turn.

Your grandfather has died and left you a letter, starting your journey in the legendary Golden Order.

Meanwhile, in the depths of our modern world, Dark Beings are proliferating, waiting for the right opportunity to sneak out and finally conquer back the world.

Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics, defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats, and unravel the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting.

The creatures are getting smarter. The Order is watching... and your bladder won't last forever.

Key features

  • The most advanced donger simulation yet, using our revolutionary P.E.N.O.R. physics system

  • Accurate bladder simulation

  • Several skins for your penis

  • Tight penis-based combat against The Darkness

  • Chugging liquids and wearing items

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 1 GB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Quad-core 3.0 GHz
    • Memory: 8 MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 2 GB VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 20.04 LTS / SteamOS 3.0
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 4 MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 1 GB VRAM
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 22.04 LTS / SteamOS 3.0
    • Processor: Quad-core 3.0 GHz
    • Memory: 8 MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 2 GB VRAM
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
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