Planned Release Date: 2026

About This Game

"Cook rats, chop mushrooms and make Carbonara all in the name of our Glorious Leader: Baby Krasnov!"

Remember who you do it all for...

Take on the role of head train chef as you work with whatever ingredients you can get.

Hold raw uranium rods. Get blasted with high-pressure jets of steam and listen to hot mongolian tunes while smoking cigarettes in your very own isolation cham- kitchen!

THE RADS

Assemble a litany of delicious meals, such as the classic:

• 'Capitalist Sausage Sandwich' (it's just a hot dog)

• 'Eastern' Delight

• Morskoy Omelette

  ... and more!

For you, my Glorious Leader.

Become a master of your environment - learning the kitchen and most definitely totally not causing vast amounts of food wasteage (impossible). 

You have highly advanced cooking utensils under your disposal, after all:

• The Infinitely Dispensing 'Food' Chute (that's NOT connected to the munitions carriage) 

• The Universal Food Assembly Unit

• The Mechanical Baby Vegetable Chopping Unit (MBVCU)

• The latest in meat grinding technology... The Meat Grinder v1.0

• and a frying pan!!! (wow!)

Get to cooking NOW, Comrade!

Kiss your nearest @mutinouslobomite polaroid, and get to work, comrade. The food won't cook itself!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Mild, satirical levels of gore when blending meaty objects.

I mean, the rat's dead already. You don't KILL the rat. But you do put it in a grinder.

Also there's like a mummified cat in one of the walls that one of our artists insisted be in the game.