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Drunk Woodcutter
Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.

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Features
Single-player
Family Sharing
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Languages:
Interface Full Audio Subtitles
English ✔ ✔
German ✔
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Planned Release Date: 2026

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About This Game

Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.

5 PM. Time to make some beer money.

Have a sip. What can go wrong?

Onward and upward.

Highlights:

  • One button, one swing.

  • Upgrades that feel different - no filler material.

  • A drunk idiot gets hurt for money!

  • Banjos.

  • Short and sweet: 1-2 hours to see everything. 

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Use of alcohol and its effects as a humorous game mechanic. Stylized blood following self-inflicted injury.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 / AMD Ryzen 3 or higher
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel UHD 620 / AMD Radeon Vega 3
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 / 11 (64-bit)
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1050 / AMD RX 560 (2 GB VRAM)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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