About This Demo

No jumping. No running. Just type to climb!

Slingshot with arms of rubber and slide by the power of being covered in butter.

Get GORGE! Collect cosmetics to become the world's cutest Goblin, but in your own way.

Other Features:

• Hidden secrets in very secret places (yes, check the open window)

• There is also a real tear-jerker of a love story.

• A goblin guide offering extremely applicable advice to absolutely no one.

• A protagonist with a bum so fair that Snow White would pale

• Press space bar to fart! WOW! This is some triple-A realism!

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Roadmap

Ascension System (NG+)

• 10 Ascension Levels, each unlocked by completing the previous difficulty

• The game begins accessible, with fewer hazards and a limited key set (ASDFJKL;). Perfect for learning blind typing.

• Ascensions increase: Level complexity, Checkpoint scarcity, Required keys, Overall difficulty

• The final Ascension is designed to be extremely challenging, targeting ~1% completion rate

Level Design

• Larger, more interconnected level

• Additional optional high-difficulty challenge areas

• Greater emphasis on exploration and risk/reward routes

Accessories

• Items provide different gorge stats (some even negative), rewarding harder routes

• New gameplay bonuses on certain items (e.g. increased “farting” force, reduced delay, etc.)

• Collecting full item sets unlocks secret areas

Keyboard Support Improvements

• Improved support for keyboards with limited key rollover

• The current fallback movement system (triggered by the “hold 8 keys” test at startup) will be refined to better match the intended gameplay experience

Other

• Steam achievements

• Steam Cloud Saves

• Support for additional languages

• General polishing and improvements

• Alternative ending(s)

• Added narration, humor, and more immersive elements

• More surprises to come