Darn Guy Adventures is an RPG adventure following the titular Kishan "Darn Guy", Tinta and Norton as they are sent into a mission they are utterly underqualified for. Encounter verbose bushes, mathematical rocks and very loud wolfmen on the quest to save a town with an expiration date.

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Planned Release Date: 2027

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About This Game

First, there was light.

Then, came The Fall.

Darn Guy Adventures is an Adventure-RPG following the titular Kishan "Darn Guy", Tinta and Norton as they are sent to seek out The Holy Cherry, a holy deity which disappeared long ago, and the only hope to save their crumbling town.

Story

The Holy Cherry's gift, which graced the land long ago, is rapidly waning. Without such holy aid, ruination takes hold - lush forests darken, waters grow inhospitable and monsters run rampant. It is, then, up to The Seekers to locate The Holy Cherry and retrieve Its gift once more, so their town can continue to live.

Features

  • An overworld filled with many unique areas, each with their own environments, enemies and secrets!

  • Strategic turn-based combat that forces you to make the most of a limited but growing skillset against varied enemies!

  • For the truly determined, an optional "Rotten Mode" difficulty setting with tougher battles and movement segments!

  • Tons of optional content and hilarious characters to unveil around the world!

  • You can interact with every single bush. All of them. Every single bush has unique dialogue. You can quote me on that.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows XP or newer
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 5
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: AMD Radeon Vega 8
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: It should run on Linux and maybe Mac but don't quote me on that
    Recommended:
    • OS *: Windows XP or newer
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 5
    • Memory: 8 MB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.