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About This Game

Bring 'Em Home

You and your fellow grannies are on a mission to rescue a stranded hiker, but the trail is a little more treacherous than the bingo hall brochure promised. Load up your gurney and carry it through the fog-filled wilderness to the extraction point before it’s too late (or before your hip gives out).

Nature vs. Nanas

Not every bridge club that enters the forest makes it out with their dignity intact. The woods are dark and full of terrors, so ensure your purse is stocked with medkits, trail flares, and the ultimate survival tool: Butterscotch Hard Candies.

Get a Grip

Master the clumsy, physics-based "Gurney Carry" system. With a heavy patient on the stretcher and your weak granny arms losing strength every second, your team will need perfect coordination to avoid tripping over rocks, sliding down mud banks, or accidentally launching the hiker into a ravine.

Be a Dear And...

Spot a priceless antique lamp abandoned in the woods? Grab it! Just remember that greed has a price. Balancing heirlooms on top of the injured hiker makes the gurney harder to steer, forcing you to choose between some fresh decor and a safe rescue. Share the load, split the stamina, and shoulder the blame.

Tough Cookies, Hard Candies

Use everything you find (from bear spray to air horns) to keep the patient - and your knees - intact.

Features:

• Carry a physics-based gurney with up to 4 players

• Decorate your home with antiques found in the wild

• Proximity Chat

• Online co-op

• Unlockable Hats

• Eat hard candies

• Blind your friends with bear spray

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Depictions of little old ladies being hunted by monsters in a forest.