Planned Release Date: Nov 10, 2026

About This Game

The world went mad. You've got a vacuum.

Common sense is a "micro-aggression". The streets are full of people who identify as inanimate objects. Somebody has to clean this up, and the only person left is you.

Woke Busters is a 3D platformer satire where logic is your only weapon and an industrial-grade vacuum is your best friend.

You are the last Sane Person on Earth. A legendary Professor talks in your head, the timeline is broken, and six chapters stand between you and common sense.

Vacuum the cringe. Blast the delusions. Don't get cancelled.

Visit places you'll regret visiting

Like Echo Chamberles, where every billboard agrees with every other billboard.

Beat bosses who never log off

Corporate execs, streamers, a very serious boxer in a pink tutu. Each fight has one weakness, and it is always the joke.

Survive the Herd Test

Everyone is chanting the same thing. Nobody knows why. Do you join in?

Fun minigames

Lockpicking, chalkboard science, boxing, darts, road dodging, conveyor runs, spray painting and a whole café shift.

• Hand-made cartoon world: chunky shapes, flat cel shading, comic ink lines.

• Everyone talks in gibberish (synthesized, one voice per character), and every line comes with a talking head.

• Six chapters of missions called things like "Operation: Touch Grass" and "Operation: Mommy Issues".

• Woke Bingo Card: every square is hidden in plain sight and tied to the story.

• Steam Achievements: some hidden, some deeply unfair.

• Aggressive autosave, 3 slots. Rage-quit freely.

Fast, irreverent and unapologetic. Made for people who miss the days when 2+2 equaled 4.

Ready to Touch Grass and save the world?

Woke Busters is satire. It has crude humour, cartoon violence, drug jokes and a very large man in jorts.

If at least one joke offends you, it's working. If every joke offends you, you're the target audience.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Woke Busters was made by a solo developer using AI tools. The music was generated with AI (Suno) and some of the writing was drafted with AI assistance; everything was selected, edited and directed by the developer. The 3D models, animation and character voices are built by the game’s own code. No AI content is generated during gameplay.