Geplande uitgavedatum: 23 feb 2026

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A darkly humorous roguelike card game about surviving one mistake at a time.

In How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Kill Line,
you play as an ordinary office worker trying to survive inside a system with no margin for error.

Each turn, you play one card.

Some choices keep you alive right now.
Others delay the problem — and make it worse later.

Eventually, the system collects.

The Kill Line

Your health is also your money.

When it falls below the Kill Line, the run ends.

There are no surprise deaths.
No hidden rules.
No random punishment.

Every risk is clearly labeled —
the only question is whether you’re willing to accept it.

At a glance

• Roguelike card-based gameplay

• One shared resource: health = money

• Short, high-pressure runs

• Clear numbers, honest thresholds

• Every decision has visible consequences

How You Play

In each run, you build a small deck of survival decisions.

You’ll constantly balance:

• Immediate safety

• Long-term collapse

• Limited hand space

• Increasing system pressure

You’re not trying to become powerful.

You’re trying to stay functional.

This is a game about managing decline, not avoiding it.

The choices you make

You might choose to:

• Refuse the ambulance — block immediate damage, increase future risk

• Live in your car — avoid rent, accumulate long-term penalties

• Recycle resources — extract value from an already bad situation

These choices aren’t irrational.

They’re simply the options the system allows.

Endings

This game features multiple endings.

Some feel like failure.
Others feel like completing the process correctly.

You won’t always survive —
but you can learn how the system works,
and how far it can be pushed before it breaks you.

Understanding the rules is part of winning.

A System That Talks Back

A dry, emotionless system voice accompanies your actions.

It explains consequences.
It warns you of thresholds.
Sometimes, it comments on your decisions.

It doesn’t hate you.

It just trusts the math.

Tone & Style

• Dark humor aimed at systems, not individuals

• Satire without mocking the player

• Clean, readable UI inspired by MMO warning systems

• Pixel / low-poly visual style

• Clear alerts, visible risks, and honest numbers

There is no chaos here.

Only calculation.

In a world that looks stable but leaves no room for error,
the question isn’t whether you can win —

but how long you can keep pretending this isn’t the calculation screen.

Welcome to the Kill Line.
It’s been there the whole time.