Bald guys are gonna destroy our fucking planet. The surge of billiard balls exploded Earth's albedo, driving us into an ice age. Recruit barbers, blast Minoxidil, and eliminate these jacked bastards before we all freeze!

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About This Game

EARTH'S ALBEDO IS GOING TO SHIT!

After an "Instant Muscle Pill" hit the market, millions got jacked without hitting the gym... at the cost of every single hair on their heads. The result? An endless horde of swole dudes whose shiny bald heads reflect so much sunlight it's driving us into a new Ice Age.

As the only hair expert with balls on this planet, your mission is to hunt down, blast, and regrow hair on these beefcakes before we all freeze to death!

KEY FEATURES

  • Aggressive Hair Hunting: Blast bald heads pistol-in-hand or deploy your barber squad to plant hair on those bastards as they sprint across the beach.

  • Follicular Arsenal of Destruction: Mow them down with Minoxidil jets, micro-graft guns, quantum lasers, and stem-cell bombs that will make them sweat hair.

  • Absurd Scaling: Slap cheap glue-on hair and progress to frantic mass transplants to stop the apocalypse.

  • Comic Style & Unfiltered Humor: Enjoy a beach vibe, sweaty panicking baldies, and an ending as eco-friendly as it is surreal.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Bald Busters is an arcade-style action game with a strong emphasis on absurd comedy, movie trope satire, and cartoon violence.

The game features comical combat using unconventional projectiles (such as wigs and hair accessories), with no blood, gore, or realistic depictions of violence. The final boss encounters parody 80s and 90s action movie conventions, including comedic dialogue with moderately strong language and profanity commonly found in the action genre (such as "son of a bitch" or equivalent expressions), used strictly for humorous and contextual purposes. Sensitive topics such as sexual violence, substance abuse, discrimination, or self-harm are not featured.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7/8/10
    • Processor: 1.3GHz Dual-core processor or equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated graphics solution or equivalent
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 3 2200G / Intel Core i3-8100
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: AMD Radeon Vega 8 Graphics / NVIDIA GeForce GT 1030
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 11.0 Big Sur or later
    • Graphics: Apple Silicon (M1) or Intel Core i3
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Linux
    • Processor: 1.3GHz Dual-core processor or equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated graphics solution or equivalent
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 24 - 64 bit
    • Processor: AMD Ryzen 3 2200G / Intel Core i3-8100
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
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