About This Game

Survive the invading Smushies! Slice, squish, scorch and milk your way through endless waves to protect your farm. Earn currency from each battle to upgrade your abilities, unlock new gear, and keep your farm standing against the unstoppable tide of Smush. 

• You're a cow with a vengeance (and questionable tactics) : Defend your farm from the invading SMUSHIES adorable, colorful blobs of chaos that want to eat everything you love. You’ll fight back with everything from sticks, flamethrowers, and whatever weird junk you can find lying around the barn or the Smushies leave behind.

• A roguelite with attitude: Each run throws you into endless waves of Smushies with randomized upgrades, items, and events. Earn points to permanently boost your stats, unlocking new abilities and weird cow-boosting trinkets to help you last longer next time. 

• Farmyard progression: Between rounds, return to your farm to spend your hard-earned Yippees. Buy upgrades, unlock new tools of destruction, and train pet your questionable animal companions.

• Ridiculous variety and replayability: Experiment with dozens of upgrades, build outrageous combinations, and discover your own playstyle — maybe you’re a fire-throwing cow wrangler, or karate cow using only your hooves to take town the the impending doom. No two runs ever feel the same when everything (including your barn) is slightly unhinged.