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Planned Release Date: Oct 30, 2025

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About This Game

The rules are simple:

  • Always forwards, sometimes left, sometimes right

  • Acquire points, avoid pain

  • Disregard honour: crush your enemies and rejoice in the lamentations of their loved ones.

Supports up to 8 local players! Maximise revelry by:

  • Turning your steamdeck sideways

  • Sharing controllers

  • Controlling using smartphones over LAN connection

Also features three more bullet points!

  • Highly configurable game rules!

  • Extremely irritating bot opponents!

  • Fully monophonic sound!

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: Potato
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Potato
    • Storage: 256 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: SteamOS
    • Processor: Potato
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Potato
    • Storage: 256 MB available space
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