Planned Release Date: July 2026

About This Game

Thirsty Princess is a fast-paced, top-down party game for 2–4 local players where you and your friends compete to deliver and drink frothy pints of beer with an impatient and unreasonable princess.

Throw items, snatch beers, slide over vomit and ride on the shoulders of random patrons to sabotage your rivals. Do everything you can to stop them from drinking with the princess so YOU can impress her instead. You’ll be yelling and swearing at each other after all the sabotage so play with friends who are ready for the challenge.

Thirsty Princess can be played as a Free-For-All or team up with a buddy and work together to impress your princess!

The princess is the goal, but with each drink you share, you’ll become increasingly intoxicated. The more drunk you get, the harder it becomes to move around the bar and get the beer to the princess. You’ll have to manage your time in the fray alongside your pee breaks to detoxify and keep your princess happy!

Features

• Local Multiplayer Party Action for 2–4 players

• Multiple Levels with unique Gimmicks – moving platforms, blockading crowds, elevation and more

• Throw, Fight, Steal and Trip - Master these techniques to stop your foes from scoring

• Playable Races with Unique Traits – Humans, Elves, Gnomes, Orcs, and more, each with their own traits and ultimates

• Unique Characters - Don’t anger the bartender or you’ll have a tough fight coming to you

• Catch-Up Mechanics: The drunker you are, the harder the game becomes

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The goal of the game is to deliver alcohol to the princess and share a drink with her. Princesses have varying levels of promiscuously dressed attire, although there is no nudity or sexual activity.

After drinking beer with a princess, there are animations where their busts are the main focus of the celebration.