You're the Laziest Evil Lord ever—too lazy to fight, yet destined to rule the world. Send minions (automatically), upgrade them with gold and treasures, and conquer 1,000 areas without leaving the throne. Evil has never been this effortless.
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About This Game

👑 Be Evil. Be Lazy. Rule the World.

You are the Laziest Evil Lord in history — too tired to swing a sword or yell at your minions. But that won’t stop you from taking over the world.

Sit back and relax while your loyal (and slightly clueless) minions march out on their own to destroy human castles and conquer 1,000 areas. Upgrade them, empower them with ancient treasures, and watch your empire grow — all without leaving the throne.

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🔥 FEATURES

🦴 Auto-Send Minions
They march out whether you care or not. No micro, no stress — just pure idle evil.

💸 Upgrade With Gold
Collect gold from every conquest and spend it to upgrade minion strength, intelligence (barely), and unlock new chaotic unit types.

🔮 Discover Lord Treasures
Ancient artifacts grant passive boosts: stronger attacks, faster spawns, scale up time... so you can conquer while napping.

🏰 1,000 Areas to Crush
From tiny villages to massive human fortresses — destroy them all and claim the world.

🛌 Be Rewarded for Doing Nothing
Idle progression means your army keeps fighting even when you’re away. Evil never sleeps — but you can.

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💬 A Word from Your Minions

"My lord is so lazy, it's inspiring."
— Goblin #43, currently on fire

"I conquered a castle while he was watching cat videos. Legendary."
— Skeleton #12

If you've ever dreamed of conquering the world without standing up — Lazy Lord is your destiny.
Sit back. Relax.
Let your minions do the dirty work.
The world shall kneel.

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System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 or 11
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i3 @ 3.2 GHZ
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 512 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10 or 11
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 512 MB available space

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