A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?

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Beli You Suck At Football

 

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🏆 Control the Ball

Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.

🏐Physics-Based

This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.

  • One slip = massive progress loss

  • No checkpoints in hard mode

  • Every climb is earned

🫂Multiplayer Mayhem

Play solo or in online multiplayer.

🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”

😭 “We were right at the top!!”

💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”

🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage

From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.

  • Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty

  • Vertical level design inspired by Only Up

  • No loading screens, just pure upward pain

🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends

The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.

🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.

  • Rage quits expected.

  • Friendships may be lost.

  • But if you make it to the top…

Keperluan Sistem

    Minimum:
    • OS: Win 10
    • Pemproses: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memori: 8 GB RAM
    • Grafik: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
    • Storan: 3 GB ruang tersedia
    Dicadangkan:
    • OS: Win 11
    • Pemproses: Intel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 or equivalent
    • Memori: 16 GB RAM
    • Grafik: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent
    • Storan: 3 GB ruang tersedia

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