Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.

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Planned Release Date: Apr 8, 2026

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About This Game

Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them.

This is a hidden object puzzle adventure set in the quiet, respectable halls of fine art museums. You are not respectable.

Each painting sits quietly before you. The guards are distracted. You are not. Famous historical masterpieces become handcrafted hidden object puzzles inspired by real art across centuries.

Study each scene, decode cryptic cravings, and interpret increasingly suspicious riddles to determine exactly what you’re hungry for. Rip it from the canvas. Consume it with the confidence of someone who has never faced consequences.

Extract objects from paintings like the unhinged menace you were always meant to be.

Observe. Interpret. Point. Click. Rip.  Swallow.

Features

Hidden Object Puzzles in Classical Art - Explore richly detailed historical paintings and uncover cleverly concealed items hidden in plain sight.

Point & Click Devouring - Click to extract objects directly from the artwork, then eat them like this is completely normal behaviour.

Strange, Story-Driven Cravings - Follow bizarre clues and rambling internal logic to figure out exactly what you’re hungry for.

Three-Level Hint System - Reveal the quadrant, preview the object, or fully expose it before you start gnawing on the frame.

Historical Masterpieces Across Eras -  Travel through eras of art history in a curated collection of hidden object puzzles and a narrative about extremely poor impulse control.

One Cat Per Painting - In compliance with hidden object genre law. It is judging you. This is non-negotiable.

This is a single-player hidden object experience about art, appetite, and the quiet confidence that comes from knowing you are absolutely the problem.

You are not supposed to eat the paintings... and yet, here we are.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Artistic nudity is depicted in some levels.
Artistic violence is depicted in some levels.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: 10
    • Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-5200U CPU @ 2.20GHz (4CPUs)
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: AMD Radeon R9 M275X
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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