Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army! But... who is Patchman, and why shouldn't you be him? Find out in the game THEY don't want you to play!
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3 月 12 日

Episode Two - Coming Soon



STEAM - COMING SOON

Check out the Steam Coming Soon page for Episode Two:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/798630/Patchman_vs_Blue_Squares/

Please follow and add to your wishlist! :)

KICKSTARTER - LIVE NOW!

We're also running a Kickstarter!



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/naturally/patchman-vs-blue-squares

Visit there to try out our free demo and meet the Sheeple Drifter! :)

We put a ton of work into this! We need your help to not let it all disappear into the void! Please wishlist us and consider your pledge! Or else the Sheeple will never be rescued! :(
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2 月 5 日

It's Always Been Episode One...



Hi! Notice anything different?

After long deliberation, this package has been renamed to PATCHMAN VS. RED CIRCLES (again!) and most likely won't be updated with further episodes. Why? Because we are making the second episode right now, PATCHMAN VS. BLUE SQUARES and have to release it separately. Reasoning below, but first, an apology:

Sorry!

If I do disappoint you with this move, I'm really sorry!! Just know I had to decide for a long time, a painful decision, and am making what I can out of a tough situation. I'll break it down in two parts why it's the best course of action: First, survival/financial/marketing reasons. If I only add the new episode to this package, it is 99.9% likely die a lonely death that no one will know about it except the owners, who are very few. Yeah, this game didn't sell well, AT ALL. Like if you even KNOW about this game's existence, you are in a very exclusive club. So for survival reasons I have to release a second episode separately on Steam to (hopefully) get any awareness.

Technically, It's The Only Way...

Second: technical reasons. I could keep this package as the full game, but with another separate package for episode two, then I'll have to update two packages at once, PLUS I'll have to create a third package for Episode One which is basically a duplicate of this one! Come on! That's three packages to build and maintain!! I can't even... so it makes more sense to "freeze" this package and focus my efforts on one new package. I've updated all three OS builds with a new splash screen and will fix any bugs that creep in. Any major new improvements like lighting/gameplay will be backported here too. And one day hopefully make my dream come true of the full game as a full package - and as I hinted above, maybe that will be this package? Will have to see... it's too far in the future... I could be homeless by then...

Free Keys For You!

Bottom line: EVERYONE who bought this game will get FREE KEYS to the upcoming episode and any future ones. Trust me, it's THE LAST thing I want to do to rip anyone off, or break promises, I'm NOT like that. To get a free key to the next game, you have to do a bit of work. First, beat level 2 or higher so that your Steam account is posted on the leaderboard. Second, email: contact@naturallyintelligent.com with your Steam name shown on the board. That's it! You'll be put on a secret special mailing list for future free keys... ooo!

Upcoming



Patchman will be back before you know it with a BRAND NEW DEMO, an upcoming Steam wishlist page, and a little Kickstarter for episode two! We are super-stoked about the new episode demo, and can't wait to share it with you! :)
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關於此遊戲



The Sheeple are in trouble - they've been enslaved by the Drones - and it's all Patchman's fault! Now it's up to you to redeem Patchman, rescue the Sheeple, and uncover the awful secret behind the Drone army. Stay out of sight, wear clever disguises, search the forest for seeds, grow fruits and plants, tear down propaganda, awaken the Sheeple to break the control scheme, and power down those nasty robots! Featuring gaming's first anti-anti hero: Patchman, who you are, but aren't supposed to be! Make sense?

All that and more awaits in Don't Be Patchman, a sneak-and-grow adventure featuring realtime isometric action, procedural generation, colorful pixel art, disruptable economic system, stealth mechanics, farming combat, advanced enemy ai, tower defense, collectible comic book with epic plot twists, and more! Patchman vs. Red Circles is the complete standalone first episode of this game!

Available now on SteamOS / Linux, Windows and Mac OSX. Includes Steam Achievements, Leaderboards, and Trading Cards! Playable with a gamepad, Steam controller, mouse+keyboard, or solo keyboard.

So... who is Patchman and why shouldn't you be him? Find out in the game THEY don't want you to play!

系統需求

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    最低配備:
    • 作業系統: Windows 7 and up
    • 處理器: 2.0+ GHz
    • 記憶體: 2 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: nVidia 640 series or higher, equivalent Radeon or Intel or higher
    • DirectX: 版本:9.0c
    • 儲存空間: 300 MB 可用空間
    • 音效卡: 100% DirectX9.0c compatible, set at 44100 sample rate
    • 備註: This game has multiple effect setting modes for a range of computer speeds.
    最低配備:
    • 作業系統: 10.8.5 (Mountain Lion)
    • 處理器: 2.0+ GHz
    • 記憶體: 2 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: nVidia 610M or higher, or Radeon 8400 or higher, or Intel HD 4000 or higher
    • 儲存空間: 300 MB 可用空間
    • 音效卡: Required
    最低配備:
    • 作業系統: Ubuntu 14.04/16.04 LTS 64-bit
    • 處理器: 2.0+ GHz
    • 記憶體: 2 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: nVidia 610M or higher, or Radeon 8400 or higher, or Intel HD 4000 or higher
    • 儲存空間: 300 MB 可用空間
    • 音效卡: Required

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