Planned Release Date: 2026

About This Game

Since you somehow snuck in here early… here’s more about the game:

Do Crimes is a 100% Genuine WALLRIDE-Certified unhinged multiplayer chaos playground!

Oh, it's also a run-based 3rd-person extraction sh-looter. Right, the multiplayer part... you and your friends drop onto islands with randomized properties and layouts, and proceed to inevitably cause all sorts of crime & destruction, steal & loot stuff, headbutt citizens, puke on each other, recycle your brains, and try to make it out with a shred of dignity just to do it again. All in a day's work.

Drop into the island, complete Merle's Objectives, rack up Crime points, and make it to the Escape Truck before you're overrun by law enforcement protecting the Bazillionaire's stupid islands.

• Multiplayer extraction mayhem with your Friends!

• Island layouts, attributes and hazards randomize each jump

• Give everyone the finger constantly! 

• Find wild Weapons & Gadgets to destroy everything

• Revive yourself, or your friend, by jamming their Brain into a Birthing Nozzle Station

• Vandalize perfectly good walls

• Get arrested! Several types of increasingly more aggressive Law Enforcement Bots to encounter

• Cover your friends in bodily fluids while berating them in Proximity Chat!

• Customize your slimy henchman. More eyes? Go for it.

• Live your fantasies of streaking through a populated city!

I'm gonna kick you out of the Garbage Truck onto these stupid little corporate islands - that's all that's left on this haggard planet after the bazillionaires destroyed everything.

Steal everything! Break everything! Cause utter mayhem! I hate this place! Complete my objectives and I'll come pick you up - whether you're in one piece or not.

Use whatever money you made to buy cool new gadgets and weapons for the next island... I guarantee it'll be more difficult! Don't blow your little brain out with those things, I've seen it happen.

I’ll give you points for every Crime you commit. And hey, if you're better than your friends, I might give you some Merle Vouchers - good enough to buy some new... What do they call 'em? Cosmetics? That's weird.

Active Development at WALLRIDE

This project is in active development. We welcome you to join our community, our Discord and social media to help collaborate with us on everything we have planned for the future!

That means things will change how they look and feel, new features will come and go, and we'll have plenty of beta tests for our community members to enjoy! So grab some friends and come check it out.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game glorifies crimes and committing crimes in a comedic, ironic, unrealistic, and cartoonish manner, in a fantasy world.