Planned Release Date: To be announced

About This Game

Sure, Amy works a dehumanizing job under the shadow of a predatory AI-powered mega-corporation that has squeezed any humanity and fulfillment out of her life in an effort to harvest her data. But hey, at least she's got made-for-TV romance flicks to distract her from her meaningless existence.

Wait, what's that? The robots just replaced those with ads?

Fight your way to the top of a robotic corporation, with the help of HAZEL, an only slightly psychotic AI weapon that can transform into a wide arsenal of gun types. Whether you prefer sniping from a distance, harnessing clever physics, or just bathing your enemies in a spray of glowing death, Hazel's got you covered.

Collect a wide array of unique weapons, each with their own strengths and weaknesses!

Tired of RNG destroying a perfectly good run? Whenever you clear a floor you have the option to start a new run on your own terms, keeping your favorite weapons and restoring all your health. Press on to the top if you're feeling adventurous, or loop back to the beginning and come back more prepared!

The robots aren't going down without a fight, or several. Fight your way through aggressive sales pitches, deadly financial charts, trash compactors, and more. BUT BEWARE! Every time you enter a room, your AI overlords are going to throw a wrench in the works. Will they increase the number of robots in the stairwell? Flip the break room upside down? Trick you into signing terms and conditions as you battle literal red tape? Discover and master hundreds of exciting challenges as you climb to the top floor!

Not all robots are out to get you. Some of them are quite friendly! As you adventure, you'll meet, rescue, befriend, and recruit a variety of fun and memorable characters who will assist you on your journey. You can even upgrade your favorites to make them more versatile!

FEATURES

• Fast-paced, side-scrolling bullet hell action across 50+ rooms.

• Unique combat twists that create over 400 possible unique fights.

• Lots of sci-fi and pop culture easter eggs.

• Equip a variety of fun weapons to take on a variety of silly challenges that are as silly as they are challenging.

• All the worst parts of your modern life can be blown into pieces with the help and encouragement of an adorably bloodthirsty hologram.

• You can Bizness when the time is right.

• If you've made it this far, why are you still reading? Go wishlist the game!

• Plenty of memorable NPCs to discover and befriend.