About This Game

Spritz the Happy Onion is a zesty, delicious throwback to momentum-based platformers of old. But unlike them, Spritz is not beholden to jumping off the ground; he can also leap infinitely off stuff in the background! A chill but challenging adventure, Spritz the Happy Onion will have you weeping for all the right reasons. 

Glutorax, Devourer of Moons, has arrived at Earth from deep space to, you might have guessed, devour our moon. Only Spritz the Happy Onion possesses the recipe for a cake that will spoil his appetite. But the ingredients are spread across the world, and protected by regular-sized guardians, which seem really massive because Spritz is a regular-sized onion. 

• Explore bizarre, surreal worlds like Glove Grove and Thing Within

• A thrill to speed through! Controls that are smooth like butter and make you feel warm and kinda funny inside!

• Seemingly giant bosses like Apple Maiden, Duckwad, and Insufficient Sam!

• The nefarious TEARS MODE available to players who manage to complete the game with at least five eggs!

• The eggs are like lives, if that was your next question, but if you run out no one makes you start anything over, you can just just keep playing!

• Really just a pleasant way to spend an afternoon!