Grindset T.V. is an open world speedrunning FPS precision platformer. God is dead, and Heaven has gone corporate. The Church must prevent Godrot, and they need flesh. Flesh is life. Flesh is money. “Humanity” is malleable. You are a gig worker hivemind fulfilling Heaven’s delivery needs. Get to it.

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The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Early Access will be a key part of our production process. Because this is a speedrunning/high score/leaderboard game, tuning and balance are extremely important. By releasing in Early Access, we will be able to examine player feedback about map design and ability/item balance so that the game is as fun and balanced as possible. Furthermore, by releasing worlds incrementally, we can see what content works best and lean into content and mechanics that players find most enjoyable, while adjusting existing content to make it more fun.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“We plan for the game to be in Early Access for around a year, while content is added and the game is polished.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“While the Early Access version of the game contains the tutorial sequence and a single semi-open world, we plan for the full version of the game to contain 4-6 semi-open worlds. We also want to add more player items and abilities, lore, character dialogue, and secrets. We would also like to include multiple endings based on player actions.

We intend to release content updates incrementally.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The Early Access version of the game contains the tutorial segment and the first semi-open world, which serve as the start of the game’s bizarre narrative. It contains multiple player abilities and items, goofy characters to engage with, functional online leaderboards, and secrets.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“The game’s price will slightly increase with each major update.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“We intend to involve the community in every way possible. We will carefully monitor the game’s Discord server, Steam discussions, and anywhere else. We want to understand and respond to feedback and adjust the game accordingly.

As the game is a speedrunning/high score/leaderboard game, it is also crucial that the game be tuned correctly and fairly, so monitoring times and feedback on routes/pathing/etc. is very important.”
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About This Game

Grindset T.V. is an open world speedrunning first person platformer for the freaks. Religious zealotry and capitalist exploitation have merged. God is dead, and heaven’s gone corporate. You’re a gig worker hivemind delivering packages for Heaven in an opaque, hostile world. The game is designed for two types of players. Hardcore speedrunners can compete via online leaderboards, ghosts, etc., while casual explorers can lose themselves in the surreal, highly interconnected world, full of NPC quests and secrets.

THE WORLD

Our genius was so grand, our intentions so noble, that when The Second Flood came it was a great surprise. A mirrored tower, a brand new Babel, and six-thousand years and seventy five days of collective genius had brought us to a neon-green paradise.

The Flood was meant to wipe the slate clean, a fresh start, but That Higher Power picked a fight It couldn’t win. What could It do? Nothing. Not a thing against eight-point-six-billion desperate businessmen white knuckling automatic weapons. Finger on the trigger, backed into a wet corner.

So now, It’s dead, and the world goes on.

THE WORLD cont.

The cities of man are built on modern ruins. Peaking above a sea of the world’s most powerful drain cleaner are the last bits of civilization. Mankind floats on green water, and every other shaky breath draws in a mouthful of some chemical cocktail.

And there’s no one hiring in heaven. There’s been some re-org, new management, and a series of layoffs numbering in the trillions. Imagine a production line manned entirely by two million meat-based entities that exist sharing one soul. That’s you. How economic! The world is saved.

So what else is there to do now, but to each, individually, make one billion dollars? I don’t know. Why do angels pay rent?

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Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Satirical drug use and mature themes.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz dual core or better
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTX 1050 or better
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