The most absurd game of the year! Fight d**ks, collect the legendary Dick Extract, and spray it on your professors to win their hearts. But beware – if you lose on the DJ Janitor's arena, you’ll belong to him!
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Release Date:
Dec 16, 2024

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Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

TEACHERS SECRETS is a game for adults. The game contains pornographic content. Game elements include, cumshots, penetration, genitals and many others.

About This Game

Welcome to the wildest university experience of your life, where your professors have one very specific fetish: Dick Extract. As Nerdy, you’ll venture into arenas controlled by the infamous DJ Janitor, who rules over hordes of angry d**ks and challenges you to collect as much extract as you can.

The rules are simple:

  • Spray the extract: Professors will go from insulting you to becoming your biggest fans.

  • Fight the dks:** Unleash chaos on the Disco, Cyberpunk, and Heavy Metal arenas.

  • Survive the risk: Every minute, a return portal opens – decide whether to escape with your loot or risk it for more. If you lose, the DJ Janitor has plans for you.

Key Features:

  • Hilariously Absurd Gameplay:
    Battle hordes of d**ks and collect vials of extract on unique arenas.

  • Risk vs. Reward:
    The return portal opens every minute – escape with what you have or risk everything for bigger rewards. Lose, and the DJ Janitor knows exactly what to do with you.

  • Intimate Interactions:
    Professors insult you when you’re empty-handed, but one spray of extract changes everything.

  • Over-the-Top Humor:
    Grotesque enemies, ridiculous dialogue, and gameplay so absurd you’ll laugh and cringe at the same time.

Is This Game For You?
If you love absurd humor, chaotic action, and something so ridiculous you’ll remember it forever, Teacher's Secret: DJ Janitor and the Dick Extract is the game for you. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-4590 (or equivalent)
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce GTX 970 (or equivalent)
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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