Vanilla and the gang take on a sexy and hilarious story in this "throwback" comedy-horror adventure game spanning across several iconic parody levels including Camp Crystal Fake, BoDangles Chicken & Hoetel, and Strips Ahoy! Gentlemen's Club. Can you solve the mystery of the Legendary Phallus Stones?
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Q4 2024

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About This Game

VanillaBeast: Mystery Kink

Zoinks! There's foul play in Venereousville and only Vanilla and the gang can get to the bottom of this kooky mystery! Control Vanilla, Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Kiki D'Aire, and Nickey Huntsman as they traverse over 10 hand-drawn levels in this funny and spooky comedy-horror adventure anyone (mature enough) can play!

If you're a classic gamer and grew up on Leisure Suit Larry or the Sega Genesis Beavis & Butt-Head game then you're in for a treat. We've taken the classic "hidden object" gameplay and modernized it into Mystery Kink, which features full controller support. Find useful items, hidden secrets, craft new items, and find tons of easter eggs in this laid back and hilarious adventure game. Each clue you find will get you closer and closer to solving the mystery of the Legendary Phallus Stones. This game is NUTS!

  • Full VOICE OVER work from Blake Blossom, Jewel De'Nyle, Kiki D'Aire, and Nickey Huntsman. Each of these amazing women are PLAYABLE CHARACTERS at your full disposal.
  • Classic "hidden object" gameplay with FULL CONTROLLER support!
  • Find hidden items (some in plain sight) and use them to progress through the story. Some items may need to be combined into new items on the crafting table. We know having to back track to a crafting table located far away can be a drag, so we've added the crafting table right in the back of your sweet ride, the "Van"illa that you drive to each location. Your crafting table is always just a few steps away!
  • Over 10 beautifully hand-drawn original parody levels to search for clues at your own pace. Finding items and speaking to new characters will open new avenues as you advance.
  • Mini-games galore!!! And we don't mean those tedious button mashers, we're talking the good stuff here. Archery at the Renaissance Festival, sexy dancing to distract a guard, and --REDACTED-- shooter (sorry, we can't even say it here), etc... Tons of variety and fun for all!
  • Beautiful gameplay illustrated by Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Retro KO!, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, Pestilence, etc...).
  • Classic soundtrack featuring songs to bring a special and unique feeling to each level to help immerse you deep, deep into gameplay.
  • No "skill issue" here. Mystery Kink is a classic easter egg riddled puzzling solving game anyone (mature enough) can play and enjoy without needing to be a hard-core gamer. Whether you're casual or a veteran gamer, we've designed Mystery Kink to make you laugh and have a great time finding clues and solving mysteries.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

All mature content is done in a comedic and light-hearted fashion. Jokes and mature content are on par with a classic 90s movie (when movies were actually good).

System Requirements

SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows 10 or higher
    • Processor: Intel Core2 Duo E4500 (2 * 2200) or equivalent/AMD Athlon 64 X2 4200+ (2 * 2200) or equivalent.
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce 8500 GT (512 MB)/Radeon HD 4350 (512 MB)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 15 GB available space
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Memory: 12 GB RAM
    • Storage: 15 GB available space
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8+
    • Processor: 1.2 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Storage: 15 GB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04+
    • Processor: 1.2 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Storage: 15 GB available space

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