Use your wits, some tools and a dash of physics as you guide the football to the exit in this fun-filled puzzle game. Items like ramps, springs and spray paints are there to help you navigate through 6 different worlds - each with their own challenges and characteristics.
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Jan 26, 2024

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About This Game

There's been a mishap at the Science Convention - Professor Goodboi needs your help! A rogue football has found its way into the Quantum Machine and it's up to you to get it back out. Hurry! Before it affects all the timelines! And bring your best thinking cap! Guide the ball to the exit in each level by placing your tools in its path.


  • Physics-puzzle gameplay
  • 42 hand-crafted levels
  • 8 Languages supported (English, Welsh, French, Spanish, Chinese (Simplified), Japanese, Korean, Portuguese (BR)
  • Steam Achievements
  • Find hidden cats

How to Play

1 - Collect your tools from the vending machine

2 - Position your tools with the cursor

3 - Release the ball!

System Requirements

    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Processor: 1.4GHz
    • Memory: 768 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Pixel Shader 2.0
    • Storage: 1024 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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