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Skate Horse
This Equestrian Rage Platformer stars a viral skateboarding horse who dies suddenly, and must grind, ollie and flip their way out of the hell out of PFFH (Purgatory For Famous Horses). Will you suffer a fate of damnation, or do you say neigh to death?

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Features
Single-player
Family Sharing
Profile Features Limited 
Languages:
Interface Full Audio Subtitles
English ✔
Notice: Skate Horse is no longer available on the Steam store.
This game is not yet available on Steam

Planned Release Date: To be announced

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About This Game

When viral legend “Skatehorse” is tragically killed saving a child from a speeding truck, the animal goes where all horses go - straight to horse hell. Impressed with his funny skateboarding though, Devilhorse offers him an accord - if he can grind out of the bowls purgatory, he may return to Earth. Do you have what it takes to bring America’s horse home?

Stick with the grind in this punishing platformer starring a skateboarding horse! Ride, brake, jump, and flip your way through 50 brief but diabolical levels to unlock an even more gruesome difficulty.

•Between 4 and 6 hours of tortuous platforming with a bonus difficulty offering another 4 to ∞ hours to prove your mastery!
•The precise platforming control you would expect of a horse using a skateboard.
•An original theme song by Bad Mustache!
•A cute art style!
•A fun and silly story with an unlockable time trial mode for those who finish all 20 levels!

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Processor: Intel 3rd generation Core (ie. Core i7-3770) (or equivalent)
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD 4000
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Integrated
    • VR Support: NA
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.9 or later
    • Processor: Intel 3rd generation Core (ie. Core i7-3770) (or equivalent)
    • Memory: 2 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD 4000
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Integrated
    • Additional Notes: NA
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
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