You will pay $99.99 to be psychologically tortured by a sentient job application. You will learn to live, laugh, love until the walls bleed. You will become a succulent beverage.

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About This Game

Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!

Features:

  • Relatable phone-based interaction system.

  • Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.

  • A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.

Privileges:

  • Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.

  • Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.

  • Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field
    (Security Clearance Required).

Minimum Qualifications:

  • Must be able to read, quickly.

  • Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.

  • Able to complete assigned tasks independently.

Preferred Qualifications:

  • Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.

  • Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.

  • Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.

  • Strong desire to generate Value.

  • Tinnitus resistance.

  • Morally flexible.

Important System Disclosures:

  • Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.

  • Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.

  • During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.

  • Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.

  • Genuine human interaction is not available at this time.

Disclaimers:

*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value.



"The future of Capitalism is all about you swimming up a little straw when I suck on it."

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AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Two profile pictures (one of these designs is also used as a decal on a tool), all of the "records" in the main characters room, designs on the vape packaging, and a background image for a vending machine were created with Adobe Generative Fill.

The Security Robots and The Coffee Time video use audio generated by TTS Maker.

The TOS was templated with AI as a generic TOS and meaningful elements were edited in. The Coffee Drink descriptions are pure, unfiltered, AI corpo-garbage-text.

I used AI for these purposes because the uncanny-valley, soulless, style was exactly what I wanted as an art direction. I wanted to depict a future in which the soul of the world has been killed by AI. Making humans create art in the style of AI sounds completely dehumanizing, but you're entitled to your opinion.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains extreme violence and dismemberment.

Poorly drawn, vague, sexually suggestive doodles.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: 1.80GHz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX10 Video card with 1GB of VRAM

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