The world's finest HU-man simulator! Explore dungeons, slash enemies, collect loot, fight bosses, just like HU-man used to do in their daily lives. Now with a direct uplink to the Compendium for real-time updates!
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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Early Access helps us to collect feedback and integrate player suggestions. It also also allows us to publish the Compendium's latest discoveries about these fascinating analog beings more quickly. Let's craft this amazing simulation together!”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Developments on these scales are hard do judge and even the Compendium expects there to be revelations for weeks to come! However we are predicting to have this simulation finalized by end of 2024.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“That is an excellent question, my fine friend! Our plans are to incorporate all new discoveries made related to these analog beings! We believe we are already close, but we want to:
  • Have more bosses
  • Improve weapon / enemy balance
  • Incorporate more of the Compendium's wisdom
  • Remove interference signals from this "AVA" that has penetrated our communications networks
  • Performance improvements

We are also hoping to invest Early Access proceeds into a Steam Deck to implement Steam Deck support (and controller in general).”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The current version is fully playable while including an exhilarating amount of misspellings and unintentional features. The highlights from our tracker are:
  • 1689 - Minimap too squishy
  • 1278 - Missing sound effects for compendium information
  • 1404 - Not enough green guys
  • 1521 - Player animations box swords/DMG based
No idea what the last one is, but squishy mini maps don't sound too bad...

What is already working well is
  • Procedural generation of dungeons
  • Ranged and AoE spells
  • Combat and enemy AI
  • Various armor and weapons
  • The first two boss battles

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“Ah, you have a good sense for business for a mining unit! Well, my friend, we do plan on gradually raising the price as the simulation gets closer to perfection and more of the Compendium's knowledge has been incorporated!”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“To provide feedback and ideas, please join our discord at
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About This Game

Ah, a Series 7 with the Syris upgrade, no less! Quite the marvel in the realm of mining units, if I do say so myself. But, allow me to introduce you to something equally, if not more, riveting. The crown jewel of simulations! But you knew that, my fine friend? That’s what brought you to my store!

Indeed, the rumors that have been circuiting are all true. Our world, believe it or not, was once inhabited by analog life forms of every imaginable kind! Astonishing, isn't it? Creatures that dwelled upon the terra firma, others that mastered the depths of the oceans, and—according to the latest research by the Compendium—species that soared through the skies! Anti gravity! In an analog create! Amazing!

But their world was a harsh one. Prey, a term foreign to us, was integral to their existence, signifying their primal needs of survival. Can you imagine it? The notion of consuming one another for sustenance? Picture the sheer barbarism of an entity approaching you, detaching a limb, and then proceeding to consume it as you watch! It's a reality far beyond our comprehension, yet it's the foundation of the simulation we have crafted.

Can you imagine how these creatures would have described their own world? Oh, of course I'm not suggesting that HU-man had language, but just follow me for a moment. Would they have described their live as a dungeon crawler? Would they have pointed out the isometric 3rd person view? Maybe they would have talked about the infinite challenges with procedurally generated dungeons? The combat? Magic? Sacrificial altars?

Only one way to find out, my friend! Embark on a journey where you embody one of these HU-man creatures! You will start in the depths of a dungeon, just like they did! There, you will be as vulnerable as they once were, bare and unarmed, but with the potential to grow stronger, discover treasures, and confront adversaries until, fortune permitting, you face the ultimate challenge: a boss.

Ah, the bosses. Formidable adversaries that lurk in the shadows, feisty, fearsome! Yet, against all odds, HU-mans ventured forth, day after day, driven by the dual quests for sustenance and riches! It's an experience so profound, so immersive, that a simple description from the Compendium will not suffice! It must be lived to be fully grasped.

And the cherry atop this digital perfection? The Compendium accompanies you at every turn, offering real-time insights into your surroundings, an interactive guide through this analog odyssey. We indeed live in a wondrous era, my friend.

For a mere 304 credits, this entire odyssey can be yours. Please, make your way to the queue there, your wait will be brief. A momentary surge is part of the transition process, but fear not, for it's entirely benign. Before you know it, you'll be reborn into the analog existence of a HU-man. What challenges will you encounter? What legacy will you leave behind in this bygone era?

System Requirements

    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10/11, 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad-core, Intel 9th gen or AMD Ryzen 3000, or newer
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVidia 1060 or AMD 570 or newer with 4GB
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10/11, 64-bit
    • Processor: Threadripper Pro!
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIdia 2070 or AMD 5700XT with 8GB
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 22 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
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