Welcome to the rogue-like with a unique combat system mixing the depth of turn-based RPGs with the thrill of poker, where your mission is to lose with style! Gather heroes, craft perfect skill combos, and navigate randomly generated dungeons where your boldest plans end in hilariously epic fails
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About This Game

Welcome to a game where randomly generated dungeons are more like an IKEA maze, and your enemies and allies are so ridiculous they could be a lesson in how not to make a game. Armed with a rusty sword and dubious magic, you'll be dying endlessly, facing monsters whose biggest threat is the spelling of their names. With every step, your tragic fame will grow, and so will your ability to find even sillier ways to meet your end

Epic Battles You’ll Never Forget

Tired of spamming the same overpowered skill in turn-based RPGs? Or maybe you’re searching for a new monitor after another round of “fair” randomness in a card duel? We’ve mixed it all into one insane cocktail so you can simultaneously rage against the randomness, count your moves, and rack your brain trying to save the last surviving hero from a horde of goblins

Skill Cards for Genius Combos

Forget about boring, pre-set skill sets from other games—here, you'll get fireballs when you’re begging for shield and lightning instead of healing. Building and perfecting the ideal deck for each hero will be more than just part of the game; it'll be a real pain and a fight for survival. Combine skills like your life depends on it, so your mage can screw enemies without getting screwed over!

Dungeons and Their Odd Inhabitants

Procedurally generated dungeons aren’t just a random set of corridors. They’re hellish mazes packed with hundreds of enemies, traps, and weird characters ready to discuss everything except your inevitable death

Heroes Lives Matters

Assemble a motley crew of heroes, each with unique talents and quirks, and head out to face new defeats. Permanent death ensures that your heroes will change often, and every decision will weigh as much as the last bottle of rum on a sinking ship!

Moral Systems

Almost every decision you make determines whether your heroes become champions of light or sinister villains—and it's not just for show off. Your choices will affect their skills and abilities. We simply decided to add another feature to make your life harder! Plus, the publisher said it might boost sales...

Customizable Difficulty Levels

When our sales manager finally stopped crying, he said it was inhumane to torture players like that. We added fine-tuned difficulty settings so hardcore maniacs and newbies alike can find their perfect dose of adrenaline

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7+
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Open GL 3.2+ Compliant
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 16:9 recommended
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10+
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Open GL 3.2+ Compliant
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 16:9 recommended
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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