A minimalist city builder where only profits matter. Build factories and extract everything before you are forced to leave the planet.
All Reviews:
Mostly Negative (15) - 26% of the 15 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
May 19, 2022

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About This Game

We Are Definitely The Baddies is part of the CosmOS 9 bundle, a set of 9 puzzle games discovered on a mysterious, alien video game console drifting through outer space.

We Are Definitely The Baddies is a tiny game with just a bunch of buildings to choose from and one single resource. Each run lasts 15 minutes, but keep in mind this isn't a game you will be playing for hours.

The emperor is kicking you out of the planet. But that should worry an evil space overlord such as yourself. Build a huge factory, extract resources, fend off the locals, and escape with all you can grab before the deadline. Create a network of pipes and factories that are likely to be terrible for the environment but great for your pockets.

  • Simple city builder that won't overwhelm you.
  • Great for a few short sessions.
  • Yes, you only care about profit and you are evil.
  • Might be inspired by a well-known sci-fi world.

System Requirements

    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7 or newer
    • Processor: 2 GHz dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Hardware Accelerated Graphics with dedicated memory
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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