Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!

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By 月骨星魂 February 16, 2023

“本作是一款类吸血鬼幸存者式国风肉鸽像素游戏,玩家通过收集银元宝开启技能位并提升等阶,收集金元宝尽情刷新,组合神通横扫桃花林。在游戏中达成成就目标即可获取天赋点永久提升初始强度,达成特定击杀即可解锁多种角色与槽点满满的剧情,通关最高难度还可以获得异色神通立绘与更加强大的角色技能,杀时间神器。游戏画风也很舒服。虽然本作仍有需要打磨优化的地方,但已值得入手体验。”

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About This Game

We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!

Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!

Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?

Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.

Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7 64bit
    • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel UHD 630
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5 Processors
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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