Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
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By ゆきとの日常 April 4, 2024

“ペーパーマリオの様なかわいいヴィジュアルのヴァンサバライク!!システムが独特でLvUPでステータスを強化してお金でスキルを購入する感じで気に入らない場合は別の通貨でリロールしまくって自分好みに作り上げる感じです。最初の内はよく分からないけど何度か遊んで永続強化をしっかり上げていれば何とかなりますw プレイアブルキャラの11人は強面キャラでもかわいく感じるヴィジュアルなのでとても癒されます♪”

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About This Game

We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!

Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!

Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?

Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.

Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7 64bit
    • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel UHD 630
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5 Processors
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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