Yo! Rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors! It's an RPG about rock paper scissors! (and killer robots.) Go on an adventure full of personal growth and rock and paper and also scissors to figure the dark secrets behind a Christmas murder, smart guy.
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About This Game

ROBO SHAM BORO is a rock paper scissors deckbuilder card battler JRPG. 

You play as this guy named Dillinger, a spry young man caught up in the biggest conspiracy this side of the Old Road. People found dead in dumpsters and house parties, killer robots on the loose, talks of summoning a beast in the woods..?

That's right, there's murder afoot.

Well, it might have been a murder. We're not totally sure. It could have just been a heart attack, or like a bear or something. But it could have also been a murder.

Anyways, smart guy, I know that it's December 25th and all, but could you on a wacky adventure full of personal growth and rock and paper and scissors to figure this one out for us? I'm sure you've got nothing else going on. It's not like anything else happens today.

Features of ROBO SHAM BORO:

  • ✊ Rock

  • 🖐️ Paper

  • ✌️ Scissors

    Yeah, you heard me right, bitch.

    We've got ✊ Rock, 🖐️ Paper, AND ✌️ Scissors. Play your cards right, because every time you do your sign changes to match it. You'll have to play smart and manage your resources to avoid opening yourself up to deadly crits and dish out some of your own.

    But I'm not done yet! More features of ROBO SHAM BORO:

  • 🃏 DECKBUILDING

Whether your deck's full of random shit or something resembling an actual build, it's on you to collect the right cards and stack the deck in your favor to come out on top. The game's got a good deal of depth to it, and the right answer won't always come down to rock beating scissors.

(Nothing is stopping you from bringing 30 🖐️Mysteries, though. Do it. Don't be a coward.)

But get this, there's even more to this game! Like:

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    Look, man, the screenshots speak for themself. If this doesn't look like the kind of game you'd enjoy, you probably won't.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Frequent swearing, references to drug and alcohol use, and some blood and dead bodies here and there.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Microsoft® Windows® XP
    • Processor: Intel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 1280 x 720 desktop resolution
    • Storage: 12 GB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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