About This Game

Meat Beating: No More Horny is a satirical arcade reflex game built around one thing: sliding fast, sliding often, and climbing the ranks.

Gameplay

• Slide or Tap: Move your finger/mouse left or right across the screen (or click with a mouse) to rack up beats. Every move counts.

• Endless Challenge: The faster and more consistent you are, the higher your streak and score climb.

• Leaderboards: Compete globally to prove you’ve got the quickest hands in the business.

• Quick Sessions: Perfect for short bursts of play — hop in, beat your score, hop out.

• Comedy & Style: It’s absurd, over-the-top, and doesn’t take itself seriously. Cause all you're doing is beating.

No story, no fluff — just you, your reflexes, and the leaderboard. How long can you last before your streak runs dry?