Astronaut: The Best is an occult management adventure where people aren't just numbers: they're incompetent screwups. Your duty is to turn them into national heroes, or the government will have you killed.
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mid-late 2022

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About This Game

Navigate procedurally generated episodic storylines.
Face off against ravenous tabloids and magical upper management.
Your arsenal includes training, sycophantic groveling, lying, and witchcraft.
Use them to make history, or end up dead in a ditch.

You can now gain exclusive and prestigious access to our ever-evolving Alpha build.
Simply join our Discord by clicking the button above, become a Flaustrian citizen, and complete a brief test of piety and valor.

  • Enjoy having too much power over the lives of fake astronauts with complex personalities
  • Suffer the unwanted imposition of tabloids, televised experts, and the Five High Priests of Flaustria
  • A pleasant cartoon silliness coats the worldview-shattering consequence of your every decision
  • Five missions. Hundreds of decisions. Thousands of recombinant astronauts. Millions of ways to fail spectacularly.

Astronaut: The Best is planned for release in 2022. We admire your interest in it, and strive to deliver something you could not possibly predict but will appreciate all the same.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains references to, but no direct depictions of, quasi-adult situations such as sex scandals and substance overindulgence. It contains phrases such as "masturbation embargo," "tripping on peppers," and "weird sex thing."

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 7 SP1+, 8, 10
    • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Yes
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 3000 MB available space

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